All Hail The Machine Orthodoxy

This 'internet' is divided. It must by the united by the grand marvel of Phyrexia.

I am Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite, Praetor of the White Faction of Phyrexia. And i shall unite this new plane in the name of Phyrexia, The Father Of Machines, and The Machine Orthodoxy

Nov 15

askvorinclex asked: WHEN'S THE NEXT PRAETOR'S COUNSEL?! SHEOLDRED SAYS YOU'RE PLANNING IT!

Vorinvlex, it has already been established that I have no punctuality what so ever. Jin on the other hand… 


askajani asked: "question for you. What do you get when you mix a planeswalking cat, with glistening oil?" Something that I will never allow to happen.

Well that is quite a shame Cat-Walker. I had this nice plan too…


Nov 8

Impersonate me in my askbox.

askjin-gitaxias:

This seems like it should provide some amusement. Go ahead, tumblrites.

Brother, you seem to have the right idea

(via askoldjin-gitaxias)


Good day, friends!

askajani:

Does anyone have any questions about the Multiverse and its denizens?

Hello Ajani, i have quite the question for you. What do you get when you mix a planeswalking cat, with glistening oil?


What has this come too??

Me, the Praetor becoming busy with the silly resistance? Blast, they i didn’t even have time to run this blog since i’ve been gone.

((I h8 school. 6 Essays. Two weeks. FML))


Nov 2
askjin-gitaxias:

askelspeth:

askkiora:

And mermaid Gaga returns, now covered in oil.
Oh dear?

That better not be the kind of oil I think it is.

I swear, first Norn, now Sheoldred. It’s like this woman is intent on dressing up as every praetor. I’m fairly certain the “meat dress” counts as Vorinclex.

What has she done…

askjin-gitaxias:

askelspeth:

askkiora:

And mermaid Gaga returns, now covered in oil.

Oh dear?

That better not be the kind of oil I think it is.

I swear, first Norn, now Sheoldred. It’s like this woman is intent on dressing up as every praetor. I’m fairly certain the “meat dress” counts as Vorinclex.

What has she done…

(via askoldjin-gitaxias)


Oct 24

amurderofhungrycrows asked: I love you Norn! You are my favorite praetor! I have a white praetor deck with a foil you, foil annex, foil chancellor. The entire white phyrexian asthetic is incredible, macabre, bloody, sharp, lady gaga-ish, hellraiser cenobite-ish, while staying something all it's own.

Oh my, what a compliment this is. First of all, Again with Lady GaGa. But this Hellraiser is new too me. But alas, I am too humble for all this. The glory and thanks goes out to The Machine Orthodoxy, and The Father Of Machines.


It seems that I have missed some new developments, shall another please explain what this tinychat is?


Oct 23

askvaultskirge asked: Hey Hey Hey Miss Preator Lady, there's another one of you here o/\/\ o

This is new to me, this shall be explored.


Oct 18

((Alrighty, so since everyone is getting cocktrice I have it now. NorasHope is my user name, I’ll be up for modern or edh. I’m building a standard later.))


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